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"As an older lady, it is nice to see the men turning into curmudgeons. Elliot and Lubin have taken up signs of curmudgeonism." - Mum, Sunday
Year of the sssnake

Year of the sssnake

How much do you have to drink before you paint your bro's toes?
Anonymous

The right amount

"For heavens sake, I’m in my sixties, I don’t need to have a santa pillow" -Mum, Sunday.
Magi c

Magi c

"I’ve seen every kind of break down that humankind can think up" - Mum, Sunday.
advent toes 

advent toes 

"I’m comin’ over for din dins" - Dad, Sunday
Swamp thing

Swamp thing

"Wish you were here. Don’t spill wine on the carpet while I’m away" - Mum, Sunday.
mum spelled backwards is mum  

mum spelled backwards is mum  

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends? How can we go on if the fighting never ends?
Anonymous

Tell me about it! Michael Bolton and I have been in a long standing feud since ‘87.

"If you act like an ass, you’ll end up with the whole job, you fool." - Mum, Sunday.
Mum made sausages!

Mum made sausages!

did your mum mean me?
Anonymous

I think we all feel that way.